Krazzy 4 Fun

Newton's Law Of Motion.

2008-07-13T02:13:00.000+05:30

Newton's 1st Law Of Motion:
Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it.

E.g.: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.

Newton's 2nd Law Of Motion:
The change in velocity (acceleration) with which an object moves is directly proportional to the magnitude of the force applied to the object and inversely proportional to the mass of the object.

E.g.: The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.

Newton's 3rd Law Of Motion:
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

E.g.: The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slap.

Best joke in Britain.

2008-07-13T01:25:00.000+05:30

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain.

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

Why Do Men Snore?

2008-07-05T03:53:00.000+05:30

Tricky Card Magic

2008-07-04T18:50:00.001+05:30

This is just a Trick.

Please let the pics to open. Do not scroll down to see the result before choosing card, this will decrease the thrill.

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Krazzy Fun Art of Extreme Sleeping

2008-07-03T23:22:00.001+05:30

Like any extreme activity, it requires the nerves of steel, good choice of timing, location and the absence of suspicious cops. All this however is easier to achieve, because you are, well... asleep, so you can trust the unseen powers to take care of the rest. Long & restful sleep is by no means guaranteed, but perhaps somebody will take your picture and you'll wake up famous.

Of course, children are "professional" sleepers:

Women Explained Scientifically

2008-07-03T22:04:00.001+05:30

The New Seat Belt - Funny

2008-07-03T21:48:00.001+05:30

The National Highway

Safety Council has done

extensive testing on a newly

designed seat belt. Results

show that accidents can be

reduced by as much as 45%

when the belt is properly

installed. Correct installation

is illustrated below..

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Daddy - Very Funny

2008-07-02T02:49:00.001+05:30

Poor Bill Gates In The Hell

2008-07-01T22:39:00.003+05:30

Bill's company made software to run a car. Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side. Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes.

A pop-up window appeared asking, "Are you sure you really want to stop?"

Before Bill could enter "Yes", there was a crash and the car caught fire.

In panic Bill forgot the password to open the door. He started shouting "F1! F1!" but there was no computer professional present there to understand his screams. Then he tried to come out through the car window-pane.

A message appeared on the screen, "An illegal function is performed.

All the window-panes of the car will be closed." Poor Bill died.

Messengers of death took away his soul and said to him, "You have never ever performed any good deeds in your life. You always stole the code from others. We are going to send you to hell."

Satan at the door of hell greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.

Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a Beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says, "I'll take this option."

"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.

"That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"

"That's what everyone thinks," snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn't..."

"What about the PC?"

"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys."

"Which three?"

"Control, Alt and Delete."

Toilet Signs - Really Krazzy

2008-06-27T18:15:00.001+05:30

Photoshop is Very Naughty

2008-06-26T13:35:00.000+05:30

Baby Crying With Wrestlers in Contest at Tokyo

2008-06-21T16:38:00.000+05:30

Babies cry as they are held up by amateur sumo wrestlers during a baby crying contest at Sensoji temple in Tokyo April 27, 2008. Eighty babies born in 2007 took part in the event, which is held to pray for the babies' health and growth. The winner of the contest is the baby who cries the loudest.A baby cries as an amateur sumo wrestler tries to scare her during a baby crying contest at Sensoji temple in TokyoA baby cries as he pushes an amateur sumo wrestler's chin during a baby crying contest at Sensoji temple in TokyoA baby cries in the arms of an amateur sumo wrestler during a baby crying contest at Sensoji temple in Tokyo

Krazzy Faces Of Bush

2008-06-20T00:25:00.000+05:30

E-Paper Slap Bracelet

2008-06-09T14:23:00.000+05:30

Everybody had them or at least seen 'em. Slap bracelets were usually made of thin piece of aluminum wrapped in fabric. Using the same form, Chocolate Agency came up with a mini multimedia device that snaps on with a slap. The entire surface is E-Paper and possesses all its thin, high contrast, power efficient qualities. The length can be adjusted by adding magnetic snaps to the ends. Best part is there's no recharging needed. It gets all the power it needs via kinetic energy so go ahead, go slap happy.

First Aid Awareness!

2008-06-06T15:34:00.000+05:30

Most of us know what a heart attack is, or the many other sudden sickness, but most us don’t know how to help these kind of people when they are in need. The international red cross is raising awarness around World First Aid Day by placed life size realistic decals of a person at the bottom stairwells in Cineplex Odeon Theatres in Toronto.

Its a picture pasted onto the floor, don’t be fool by it. The whole campaign might back fire, imagine someone freak out because of the advertisement, worst case senario would be some doctor or nurse rush like a mad person all the way to help out. It sure is embarrassing.

Man Makes London Tower Bridge With 1.6 Million Matches

2008-06-05T17:13:00.000+05:30

Michael Williams spent 10 years designing and building a famous London landmark out of matchsticks, and now it's complete.

The 41-year-old created a complete replica of London's Tower Bridge out of 1.6 million matches. The road layer says he spent every evening after work crafting the 6 foot-long structure.

He had also covered it with 156 working lights, but that almost cost him his all his hard work as it was about to go up in flames: "My brother said he saw smoke coming out of it and I looked across, switched it off and decided to rip all the lights out."

The model may just be a much smaller replica, but it took two years longer to build than the real thing, which was built in the late 1800s.

0 to 9 - Numbers in Postures

2008-06-04T12:15:00.000+05:30

It's unbelievable but true!!

How to Cook an Egg with Mobile Phones

2008-06-03T16:01:00.000+05:30

I might add it takes aproximently 2 minutes of speaking on a cellular phone for the radiation to cross the protective Blood Brain Barrier. So when ever there is a land line available use it in preference to your cell.

How Two Russian Journalists Cooked an Egg with their Mobile Phones

Vladimir Lagovski and Andrei Moiseynko from Komsomolskaya Pravda Newspaper in Moscow decided to learn first-hand how harmful cell phones are. There is no magic in cooking with your cell phone. The secret is in the radio waves that the cell phone radiates.

The journalists created a simple microwave structure as shown in the picture. They called from one cell phone to the other and left both phones on talking mode. They placed a tape recorder next to phones to imitate sounds of speaking so the phones would stay on.After, 15 minutes: The egg became slightly warm.

25 minutes: The egg became very warm.

40 minutes: The egg became very hot.

65 minutes: The egg was cooked. (As you can see.)

Conclusion 1: Cooking eggs with mobile phones is possible but very expensive ($4.55 or 123 Rubles)

Conclusion 2: All this talk of danger is exaggerated; even if your brain gets cooked, it would take a couple hours of talking on a cell phone.

Conclusion 3: We dont recommend carrying cell phone in your pants.

Call SomeOne to Communicate With Me!

2008-06-02T10:50:00.000+05:30

What Animals Thinks About Human?

2008-06-02T10:29:00.001+05:30

When God Paints...

2008-06-02T09:51:00.001+05:30

Chocolate by the Calorie

2008-05-31T18:42:00.000+05:30

Krazzy Ladies Weapons

2008-05-31T18:18:00.000+05:30

From the website: "In 1998 I decided to focus my artistic research mainly about a "fashion-fiction" visual story regarding an old passion of mine: weapons - objects full of symbolic senses. I want to mix, in an artistic way, traditional 'female stuff' like fashion with very traditional 'male stuff' like guns. It consists in a restyling of real military weapons into fashion items for ladies". See more of his work here

Most Reliable Weather Forecasting Days

2008-05-30T14:53:00.000+05:30

Krazzy Cancer Pyramid

2008-05-29T21:30:00.000+05:30

Cancer Pyramid night lamp, Here is another of recreation done using waste empty boxes of ciggrate. Double sided sticker tape was used to assemble the pyramid and normal light bulb used for the lights...Some indian brands ciggrate boxes were used to recreate this pyramid..