joke of the day

*Imagine what would happen if GOD installs Voice Mail in Heaven. *

When you pray, you will get this response: "Hi, thank you for calling Heaven. If you want to speak to
Lord Ganesha - Press 1
Lord Shiva - Press 2
Lord Krishna - Press 3 (Sorry, he is Busy with "Gopiyan")
For a Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4
For Further Assistance from Menka / Pari / Angels - Press *.

You press 1 and get connected to Ganeshji and hear the following message:
If you want to make a request - Press 5
For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 (Seldom works)
For thanks giving - Press 7
For any thing else, please press 8 and wait for the Customer Support Angel to talk to you.

If you would like to hear Naradji (TOLLFREE) singing Bhajan while you are holding - Press *

After a few minutes comes the following message: "Our records show that you have already prayed once today. Please try again tomorrow. Meanwhile, if you require any emergency assistance, please contact our offshore Customer Support Executive Priest of your nearest temple. "

Thank you for calling
Have a nice day!!!!!

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!"

The Teacher fainted