A school teacher started his first job at a primary school and was eager to make a good impression on the kids. So, when he noticed a boy standing all by himself during recess, while the other kids were playing a game of soccer, he walked up to him and asked "Are you alright?"
The boy assured him everything was fine and the teacher left it at that. A few minutes later, however, he noticed that the boy was still standing alone and had not joined the other boys.
Deciding to find out what was wrong this time, the teacher approached him again and said, " Hi, are you sure you're not feeling left out? Would you like me to be your friend?"
The boy obviously felt a little embarrassed, but after a little hesitation said, "Maybe". Encouraged by his progress, the teacher asked, "Tell me, why are you standing here alone?"
"Because", the boy said with clear exasperation in his voice. "I am the goalie"
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Newton's Law Of Motion.
Newton's 1st Law Of Motion:
Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it.
E.g.: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.
Newton's 2nd Law Of Motion:
The change in velocity (acceleration) with which an object moves is directly proportional to the magnitude of the force applied to the object and inversely proportional to the mass of the object.
E.g.: The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.
Newton's 3rd Law Of Motion:
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
E.g.: The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slap.
Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it.
E.g.: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.
Newton's 2nd Law Of Motion:
The change in velocity (acceleration) with which an object moves is directly proportional to the magnitude of the force applied to the object and inversely proportional to the mass of the object.
E.g.: The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.
Newton's 3rd Law Of Motion:
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
E.g.: The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slap.
Newton's Law Of Motion.
Newton's 1st Law Of Motion:
Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it.
E.g.: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.
Newton's 2nd Law Of Motion:
The change in velocity (acceleration) with which an object moves is directly proportional to the magnitude of the force applied to the object and inversely proportional to the mass of the object.
E.g.: The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.
Newton's 3rd Law Of Motion:
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
E.g.: The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slap.
Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it.
E.g.: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.
Newton's 2nd Law Of Motion:
The change in velocity (acceleration) with which an object moves is directly proportional to the magnitude of the force applied to the object and inversely proportional to the mass of the object.
E.g.: The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.
Newton's 3rd Law Of Motion:
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
E.g.: The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slap.
Best joke in Britain.
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain.
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
Best joke in Britain.
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain.
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
Friday, July 11, 2008
set of money
stone face
This is really a very artistic image made with the stones ,you see a hidden man's face in this.
Triple Sunrise Illusion
This image is taken on 2006 September 23 .The Sun rises due east at the Equinox, a geocentric astronomical event that occurs twice a year. To celebrate, consider this view of the rising Sun and a lovely set of ice halos recorded on a cold winter morning near Green Bay, Wisconsin, USA, planet Earth. Produced by sunlight shining through common atmospheric ice crystals with hexagonal cross-sections, such halos can actually be seen more often than rainbows. The remarkable sunrise picture captures a beautiful assortment of the types most frequently seen, including a sun pillar (center) just above the rising Sun surrounded by a 22 degree halo arc. Completing a triple sunrise illusion, sundogs appear at the far left and far right edges of the 22 degree arc. An upper tangent arc is also just visible at the very top of the view. Credit & Copyright: Jim Hoida.
Buddha Shadow appears on mountain
A human-shaped shadow in the middle of a rainbow halo appears on Zushan Mountain after a heavy rainfall in Qinhuangdao, North China's Heibei Province, July 1, 2007. The vision, which many tourists believed to be the Buddha, stayed for more than an hour.
Which way is she turning?
Check out this incredible optical illusion ! sent to me by one of my reader .
WHAT DO YOU SEE below? Let me know in the comment section.
WHAT DO YOU SEE below? Let me know in the comment section.
If you see the girl turning clockwise:
You are a RIGHT BRAIN thinker, which apparently means you are a creative thinker, you enjoy the arts, you like the thrill of working on new ideas and enjoy philosophical thinking.
If you see the girl turning anticlockwise:
You are a LEFT BRAIN thinker: which means you are a logical thinker, you enjoy rummaging through concepts for specifics, you enjoy mathematical concepts, science and are very pragmatic.
If you see the girl turning both ways:
You are a genius, (or telling fibs to impress your family and friends)
If you don
You are a RIGHT BRAIN thinker, which apparently means you are a creative thinker, you enjoy the arts, you like the thrill of working on new ideas and enjoy philosophical thinking.
If you see the girl turning anticlockwise:
You are a LEFT BRAIN thinker: which means you are a logical thinker, you enjoy rummaging through concepts for specifics, you enjoy mathematical concepts, science and are very pragmatic.
If you see the girl turning both ways:
You are a genius, (or telling fibs to impress your family and friends)
If you don
Saturday, July 05, 2008
Friday, July 04, 2008
Tricky Card Magic
This is just a Trick.
Please let the pics to open. Do not scroll down to see the result before choosing card, this will decrease the thrill.
Please let the pics to open. Do not scroll down to see the result before choosing card, this will decrease the thrill.
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Tricky Card Magic
This is just a Trick.
Please let the pics to open. Do not scroll down to see the result before choosing card, this will decrease the thrill.
Please let the pics to open. Do not scroll down to see the result before choosing card, this will decrease the thrill.
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Thursday, July 03, 2008
Krazzy Fun Art of Extreme Sleeping
Like any extreme activity, it requires the nerves of steel, good choice of timing, location and the absence of suspicious cops. All this however is easier to achieve, because you are, well... asleep, so you can trust the unseen powers to take care of the rest. Long & restful sleep is by no means guaranteed, but perhaps somebody will take your picture and you'll wake up famous.
Of course, children are "professional" sleepers:
Of course, children are "professional" sleepers:
Krazzy Fun Art of Extreme Sleeping
Like any extreme activity, it requires the nerves of steel, good choice of timing, location and the absence of suspicious cops. All this however is easier to achieve, because you are, well... asleep, so you can trust the unseen powers to take care of the rest. Long & restful sleep is by no means guaranteed, but perhaps somebody will take your picture and you'll wake up famous.
Of course, children are "professional" sleepers:
Of course, children are "professional" sleepers:
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