The Laws!

1. The Law of Common Sense - Never accept a drink from a urologist.
2. The Law of Reality - Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
3. The Law of Self Sacrifice - When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
4. The Law of Volunteering - If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
5. The Law of Avoiding Oversell - When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
6. The Law of Motivation - Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
7. Boob's Law - You always find something in the last place you look.
8. Wailer's Law - Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
9. Law of Probable Dispersal - Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
10. Law of Volunteer Labor - People are always available for work in the past tense.
11. Conway's Law - In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.
12. Iron Law of Distribution - Them that has, gets.
13. Law of Cybernetic Entomology - There is always one more bug.
14. Law of Drunkenness - You can't fall off the floor.
15. Heeler's Law - The first myth of management is that it exists.
16. Osborne's Law - Variables won't; constants aren't.
17. Main's Law - For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
18. Weinberg's Second Law - If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization.

Micro Photography - Part 03

Micro Photography – Part 02

Micro Photography – Part 01

Krazzy - A Letter to Ex-Girlfriend

Some Questions and Answers You Better Know

Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops.

Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.

Game of Intelligence

A blonde chick found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. Bored, the lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence (lawyers like easy prey). Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?” Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.

The blonde then asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”

The lawyer looked puzzled. He spent nearly an hour, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls, trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

I Like The Way You Were Thinking

Johnny was an 8-year old in remedial class. One day his teacher asked him a question. "Johnny, if there are five crows on a fence and the farmer shoots one, how many are left?". "None." comes the reply. "Sorry Johnny, but that's wrong. Think again".
"None, miss." is the reply once again.
"Could you explain please, Johnny?" asked the bemused teacher. "Okay," agrees Johnny, "he shoots one and there is blood and guts everywhere. So the others fly off terrified.".
"Well that's not exactly the answer I was looking for, the answer is four. But I do like the way you were thinking." remarked the teacher.
"Could I ask you a question, miss?" asked Johnny.
"Certainly, Johnny."
"Three woman are walking down the road. One is licking an ice lolly, one is sucking an ice lolly and the other is biting an ice lolly. Which one is married?"
The teacher ponders the question for a few moments then replies, "The one licking the ice lolly!" she answers.
"No," retorts Johnny, "the one wearing the wedding ring. But I do like the way you were thinking.".

21 Interesting Facts

1. A zebra is white with black stripes.
2. All the planets in our solar system rotate anticlockwise, except Venus. It is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
3. Hummingbirds are the only animal that can also fly backwards.
4. Insects do not make noises with their voices. The noise of bees, mosquitoes and other buzzing insects is caused by rapidly moving their wings.
5. The cockroach is the fastest animal on 6 legs covering a meter a second.
6. The word "listen" contains the same letters as the word "silent".
7. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and the parrot.
8. A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
9. 'Europe' is the only continent that starts with an E, rest all start with an A.
10. India invented the Number System. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.
11. The whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
12. A hippopotamus can run faster than a man.
13. India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.
14. 'Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia' is the fear of long words.
15. Didaskaleinophobia is the fear of going to school.
16. A snail can sleep for 3 years.
17. The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.
18. In 1883 the explosion of the volcano Krakatau put so much dust into the earth's atmosphere that sunsets appeared green and the moon appeared blue around the world for almost two years.
19. "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
20. Twenty-Four-Karat Gold is not pure gold since there is a small amount of copper in it. Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be moulded with the hands.
21. Electricity doesn't move through a wire but through a field around the wire.

Kick My Ass

OUCHHH!!! I am not in this game anymore…

Heyy, cant you notice the difference between football and my head?

This is ICE HOCKEY, not ICE KICKEY.

Ohh!! April F*ck..

Kick the ball with your feet, doesn't mean to kick MY BALLS!

I am going to basket the ball, don't you dare to come in the middle..

I DONT CARE, YOU ****!

What are you doing?

Is this really the game of football? I am going to change its name to FOOTHEAD.

I didn't thought will get this!

Enjoy The Ride in a Small Car

Krazzy Pictures – Part 07