Monday, September 29, 2008
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Friday, September 26, 2008
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Fairy Tale Jokes!!!!
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road
when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,"
says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again;
this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
"My, what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.
"My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams,
"Will you get lost? I'm trying to take a dump!"
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Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.
The waiter comes and takes their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter
approached the table & asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter! to the third little piggy,
"but why have you only ordered water all evening?"
The third piggy says,
"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"
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when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,"
says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again;
this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
"My, what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.
"My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams,
"Will you get lost? I'm trying to take a dump!"
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Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.
The waiter comes and takes their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter
approached the table & asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter! to the third little piggy,
"but why have you only ordered water all evening?"
The third piggy says,
"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"
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Monday, September 08, 2008
Lingerie Boutique : lifestyle experience
Choosing the right Lingerie has become easier now, if you know what to buy and where to buy it from. Just always remember buy something that makes you feel comfortable and make you feel great about yourself. So, what are you waiting for?
I think that most women would agree that it boost our sexiness and confidence in wearing one right? it gives an extra plus point if you are comfortable about what you wear underneath your clothes. have you seen women wearing tight fitted shirts and noticed that some thing's wrong with their bra's underneath their shirt.
Freya is a company that makes Fayreform. Freya Lingerie to larger cup women who have been craving for colorful, fashionable designer lingerie. Fayreform Lingerie designs are chic, romantic, and are exclusively for D-cups and above. Fayreform lingerie is now one of Boudiche's best selling larger cup size brands in the boutique.
Designer Lingerie brands now available from the US and internationally, in the UK (Kiki De Montparnasse from NYC, Undrest from LA), both available at Boudiche.Growth in the plus cup size market and emergence of new brands in the D+ cup sizes.UK brands now offering more D+ cup sizes, i.e. Fleur T stocked at Boudiche, to a GG cup size.Demand for cup sized swimwear, and readily available online at Boudiche.
I think that most women would agree that it boost our sexiness and confidence in wearing one right? it gives an extra plus point if you are comfortable about what you wear underneath your clothes. have you seen women wearing tight fitted shirts and noticed that some thing's wrong with their bra's underneath their shirt.
Freya is a company that makes Fayreform. Freya Lingerie to larger cup women who have been craving for colorful, fashionable designer lingerie. Fayreform Lingerie designs are chic, romantic, and are exclusively for D-cups and above. Fayreform lingerie is now one of Boudiche's best selling larger cup size brands in the boutique.
Designer Lingerie brands now available from the US and internationally, in the UK (Kiki De Montparnasse from NYC, Undrest from LA), both available at Boudiche.Growth in the plus cup size market and emergence of new brands in the D+ cup sizes.UK brands now offering more D+ cup sizes, i.e. Fleur T stocked at Boudiche, to a GG cup size.Demand for cup sized swimwear, and readily available online at Boudiche.
Paging women out there! What are you waiting for? Let go of our feelings. Find that inner beauty by feeling and wearing beautiful all the time! Whether you are thin, fat, small, big, single or pregnant, there will always be a great lingerie for you!
This online boutique also caters for those who demand for cup sized swimwear. Now who says that being sexy entails you only by wearing those extravagant or voluptuous sexy dresses? I think these designer lingerie's are enough to give you the confidence underneath those clothes on. So check out Boudiche. com now and see for yourself. ;)
Saturday, September 06, 2008
Funny and Crazy Pictures
watch it....!!!
what a building
watch out for the leg
see the bike
don't swim here..
prepare an omlettee on his head....
wat an awesome shoes...??
what a curve???
Thursday, September 04, 2008
Monday, September 01, 2008
SMS Jokes
Mobile Marriage Bureau
Moblie Marriage Bureau:
Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye,
Dusri shadi k liye Pehle wale ka gala dabye..!
Moblie Marriage Bureau:
Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye,
Dusri shadi k liye Pehle wale ka gala dabye..!
Boy & Girl Playing Ludo
Boy & girl Playing Ludo
Boy: Agar 1 se 5 me aya to I Kiss u
Grl: Wht? Acha or 6 Aya To
Boy: Kabi Ludo Nhi Kheli Kya 6 Aya To dubara meri bari
What is d difference between Monkey & Donkey
What is d difference between Monkey & Donkey?
Monkey will save dis message
& Donkey will delete dis message. Choice is urs
Professional Escort Services
Raves has opened up with an all new Escort Forum through which our escort requirements should be met.have'nt we always required a date to accompany us for an important occasion,well,those worries are gone now with Raves!
Raves has also created an all new Escort Directory.it that not fantastic?now we can always get an escort to help us out whenever we require their services.
They continued looking at the site and discovered the creator's blog, Confessions of a Sexy Professional Escort. Amazing. How down to earth, he thought. We could do this. We could be an escort.They are looking to fill them up with professionals in the escort industry!
At the very least, the forum mentioned escort hobby. Perhaps this would be a lucrative and enjoyable hobby?
Raves has also created an all new Escort Directory.it that not fantastic?now we can always get an escort to help us out whenever we require their services.
They continued looking at the site and discovered the creator's blog, Confessions of a Sexy Professional Escort. Amazing. How down to earth, he thought. We could do this. We could be an escort.They are looking to fill them up with professionals in the escort industry!
At the very least, the forum mentioned escort hobby. Perhaps this would be a lucrative and enjoyable hobby?
Baby "QUEEN"
Dear All,
Pls turn on the speaker as you watch the video Make sure sound is on
THIS IS SO FUNNY .
Pls turn on the speaker as you watch the video Make sure sound is on
THIS IS SO FUNNY .
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