Monday, January 21, 2008

Reasons Y

4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout
at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy
can get a good lookin dog!


3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like
2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen
ur cat chases after birds!


Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have
lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums
on the market!

Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur
mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on
accessories for dem!


Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice
ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r
constantly full of crap


5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still
work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me
d early bird!



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