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Need Good Points then take care of your WIFE

How to take care of your wife:

In the world, one single rule applies to the men: Make the Woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

• You make the bed (+1)


• You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)


• You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)


• You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)


• In the rain (+8)


• But return with Beer (-5)


• You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)


• You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)


• You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)


• You pummel it with iron rod (+10)


• It's her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

• You stay by her side the entire party (0)


• You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)


• Named Tina (-4)


• Tina is a dancer (-10)

HER BIRTHDAY

• You take her out to dinner (0)


• You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)


• Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)


• And it's all-you-can- eat night (-3)


• It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can- eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT

• You take her to a movie (+2)


• You take her to a movie she likes (+4)


• You take her to a movie you hate (+6)


• You take her to a movie you like (-2)


• It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)


• You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE

• You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)


• You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)


• You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)


• You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

• She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]


• You hesitate in responding (-10)


• You reply, "Where?" (-35)


• Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION

• When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned _____expression (0)


• You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)


• You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)


• She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

Is this just a Watermelon or a Real Face?

So you're at your friends party, and they happen to have a table of assorted snacks
. As you walk up to the table of treats, you jump back in surprise, someone is looking at you from within the watermelon !

This isn't exactly a watermelon recipe
, however if you're having a party and serving it, why not have the artist in your group carve out your watermelon like this. Send us a pic and we'll post it to the site.

While we're on the subject... Are you curious if the watermelon is a fruit or a vegetable? Go ahead take your guess now before you read on because we are about to tell you! It is the fruit of a plant that was originally native to the southern part of Africa. However, the answer isn't definitive, because the dictionary defines a vegetable as "anything made or obtained from plants". But we're going to go with FRUIT.

It's amazing what people will do with food. One time my brother ate an entire watermelon in one sitting. It may have been a small one, but it still made him sick!
Watermelon Face Pretty Cool !

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