Monkey That Works at a Bar in Japan

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wrong person

wanted to send u something nice

that would make u smile

but the postman told me to
get out of the mailbox!


This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful.

We have obviously
sent it to the wrong number.

We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.

really sexy u make me randy.

ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed

cat climbing into house

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Babies In Action

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Amazing Hand Painting

Reasons Y

4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout
at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy
can get a good lookin dog!

3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like
2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen
ur cat chases after birds!

Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have
lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums
on the market!

Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur
mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on
accessories for dem!

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice
ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r
constantly full of crap

5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still
work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me
d early bird!

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Funny text messages

It's important to find a man who has money,

a man who adores you,

a man who is great in the sack.

It's also imprtant that

these 3 men should never meet!

I've been arrested for
bein the ugliest person in Britain,
can u cum down the police station and
show them it's a mistake?


Clouds r white but the sky is blue,
monkey like u should b kept in the zoo,
dont get angry ull find me there too,
not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha


A man can kiss his wife goodbye.
A flower can kiss a butterfly.
Wine can kiss a frosted glass.
But u my friend can kiss my ass!


i tried to call you from a payphone last night.
i put my doner card in by mistake,
it cost me an arm and a leg!



Hi i am dying to c u,
i want to talk to u seriously,
but I cant get 2 u,
dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me
4 a ticket to enter the zoo!


Hey can u do me a favour,
take a pic of urself n send me it,
i'm playin cards n
i'm missin the joker!!


Hey friend remember dat without stupidity
there can be no wisdom &
without ugliness there can be no beauty

Cyber Love

I set here in front of this computer,

Wondering how this could be.

I was not looking for a suitor.

I just wanted someone to talk to me.
Along came you.

We started to talk and share.

Before I knew.

I began to care.
How can this be?

Now I want to know.

Do you feel the same about me?

Or should I just go.

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I am wife

I

How Do I Love Thee?

How do I love thee?Let me count the ways.

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height

My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight

For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.

I love thee to the level of everyday

How Fire Got Invented? Really Krazzy!

Do you know how fire got invented?

I know what you are thinking right now, but your answer is wrong.
Scroll Down to know how fire got invented.
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Krazzy! Is It Possible!

Children's Stories

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Security Camera with Guns

Making it hard to be a robber

Strange Family Photography Krazzy Illusion